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Thursday, December 30
Tuesday, December 28
Merry X'Mas and oh, an announcement.
JINGLE BELLS! JINGLE BELLS!
MEEEERRRYYYYbelated CHRISTMAS TO ALL.
though may be late {aw heck with the maybe, it IS late}. Anyway, on more serious issues I have started an ambitious project.
The Lord of the Rings : The Movie, rendered and shot with full sounds in Warcraft 3 : The Frozen Throne
Yep, this, a brainchild of ME, Haryon Kazarelth of Fealdamar, and aided by Heru Alarond of Angrenost{Yessssss, a very erm.... what was the word?... uh.... i'd written it down here...somewhere....ah ill-begotten? Aw, who CARES, a pretty DUMB alliance, once thought} But we are doing very well. At least, I've started the First map of Hobbiton. Thats it for now. Await more posts shortly.
MEEEERRRYYYYbelated CHRISTMAS TO ALL.
though may be late {aw heck with the maybe, it IS late}. Anyway, on more serious issues I have started an ambitious project.
The Lord of the Rings : The Movie, rendered and shot with full sounds in Warcraft 3 : The Frozen Throne
Yep, this, a brainchild of ME, Haryon Kazarelth of Fealdamar, and aided by Heru Alarond of Angrenost{Yessssss, a very erm.... what was the word?... uh.... i'd written it down here...somewhere....ah ill-begotten? Aw, who CARES, a pretty DUMB alliance, once thought} But we are doing very well. At least, I've started the First map of Hobbiton. Thats it for now. Await more posts shortly.
Thursday, December 23
Fealdamar
Well People, as Alarond was inquisitive about my realm, and you also may be inquisitive, i have decided that i'll start on about my realm. Well, if you are asking this much why should i say no???
LOCATION
The Realm is NOT locatedin the Prime Material Plane{PMP}. It is located in a seperate dimension, from where it can be called on to the real Plane. Alternatively, for travel, my ships can transport into the PMP.
A BIT ABOUT IT
I thought you'll should know what is Fealdamar. Fealdamar is my Realm. An Enchanted Forest Regime, in which, the main city, the capital, which is called Fealden. (Yes, you guessed it right, Fea, means spirit, and as I am Feantur {Master of Spirits} and my realm is Fearda {the realm of the Spirits} (also called Fealdamar, the Land of the Spirit trees). There are just five cities in Fealdamar. And Fealdamar is one region out of the seven existing King/Queendoms-the alliance of the Masters, in my Dimension. We, the guardians of our Arda, and, with the help of the Night-Elves from their sacred groves, protect our System from the Demons, the Filth {Undead} and the Humans. The great library of Arda is located in the capital city. I though do not remain in my regime for most of the time. So, Ceredwyn, my most trusted friend, and a grove-keeper himself rules as a friend, NEVER a steward, from Fealden.
There are Three Lakes Here {Names afterwarrds)
The transport to the various cities is provided by the rimpalcae, the magical air-ships. It is an excellent system, and at the most about 20 elves and allies can go in it. It also provides for excellent scouting opportunities, as well as being the fastest thing to reach a resourceful place.
Ground transport is done on horses, and Fainalcare {Magical Jaguars}.
Other means of air-transport are Hippogryphs. These valiant creatures have served Night-Elves many-a time, now they also serve their allies. These Hippogryphs also help in scouting.
For most travelers around my realm, there are inns located in every crossing, and my realm is said to be the safest in all. Though the chances of a surprise attack is blade-slim, nevertheless every inn and tavern is provided with an excellent armory. This is to ensure that no one goes down without a fight, and upholds his/her honor.
"Death comes for us all. That doesn't mean you shouldn't go down without kicking, biting, scratching, and fighting."
-The words of Shelindra before she escaped from the gallows
LOCATION
The Realm is NOT locatedin the Prime Material Plane{PMP}. It is located in a seperate dimension, from where it can be called on to the real Plane. Alternatively, for travel, my ships can transport into the PMP.
A BIT ABOUT IT
I thought you'll should know what is Fealdamar. Fealdamar is my Realm. An Enchanted Forest Regime, in which, the main city, the capital, which is called Fealden. (Yes, you guessed it right, Fea, means spirit, and as I am Feantur {Master of Spirits} and my realm is Fearda {the realm of the Spirits} (also called Fealdamar, the Land of the Spirit trees). There are just five cities in Fealdamar. And Fealdamar is one region out of the seven existing King/Queendoms-the alliance of the Masters, in my Dimension. We, the guardians of our Arda, and, with the help of the Night-Elves from their sacred groves, protect our System from the Demons, the Filth {Undead} and the Humans. The great library of Arda is located in the capital city. I though do not remain in my regime for most of the time. So, Ceredwyn, my most trusted friend, and a grove-keeper himself rules as a friend, NEVER a steward, from Fealden.
There are Three Lakes Here {Names afterwarrds)
The transport to the various cities is provided by the rimpalcae, the magical air-ships. It is an excellent system, and at the most about 20 elves and allies can go in it. It also provides for excellent scouting opportunities, as well as being the fastest thing to reach a resourceful place.
Ground transport is done on horses, and Fainalcare {Magical Jaguars}.
Other means of air-transport are Hippogryphs. These valiant creatures have served Night-Elves many-a time, now they also serve their allies. These Hippogryphs also help in scouting.
For most travelers around my realm, there are inns located in every crossing, and my realm is said to be the safest in all. Though the chances of a surprise attack is blade-slim, nevertheless every inn and tavern is provided with an excellent armory. This is to ensure that no one goes down without a fight, and upholds his/her honor.
"Death comes for us all. That doesn't mean you shouldn't go down without kicking, biting, scratching, and fighting."
-The words of Shelindra before she escaped from the gallows
Monday, December 20
Hello People
Long time no post.... i know,but i'll be back after i do my write-up on Fealdamar--its, well its everything
Saturday, December 11
Warcraft III: The Night Elves
I start the story and characters of the Warcraft III mythology with my favourite (and THE best) race: The Night Elves
NIGHT ELF MYTHOLOGY
he reclusive Night Elves were the first race to awaken in the World of Warcraft. These shadowy, immortal beings were the first to study magic and let it loose throughout the world nearly ten thousand years before Warcraft I. The Night Elves' reckless use of magic drew the Burning Legion into the world and led to a catastrophic war between the two titanic races. The Night Elves barely managed to banish the Legion from the world, but their wondrous homeland was shattered and drowned by the sea. Ever since, the Night Elves refused to use magic for fear that the dreaded Legion would return. The Night Elves closed themselves off from the rest of the world and remained hidden atop their holy mountain of Hyjal for many thousands of years. As a race, Night Elves are typically honorable and just, but they are very distrusting of the 'lesser races' of the world. They are nocturnal by nature and their shadowy powers often elicit the same distrust that they have for their mortal neighbors.
Wisp
Wisps are ancient spirits of nature that inhabit the forestlands of Kalimdor. Legends say that Wisps are actually the disembodied spirits of the Night Elves themselves, but these rumors have yet to be proven. The Wisps act in unison with the Night Elves and serve to strengthen the demigod like trees known as the Ancients. Beckoned by the Night Elves, Wisps are capable of animating various trees and expanding themselves into rough-hewn structures of living wood and stone.
Archer
The first rank of the Sentinel army is comprised of Archers. These brave warrior women are expert marksmen and use the concealing forests of Kalimdor to their advantage. Their lightning quick ambushes are legendary - for few warriors can match the speed and cunning of the proud Archers. Like all Night Elf women, Archers are able to Shadowmeld at night.
Huntress
Huntresses are the elite cadre of the Sentinel army. Drawing their strength from the moon goddess, Elune, these warrior women ride the feral Nightsabre panthers into battle. Huntresses are strong, swift, and merciless to those who would defile the sanctity of Ashenvale Forest. Like all Night Elf women, Huntresses are able to Shadowmeld at night.
Glaive Thrower
Long-range siege weaponry. Exceptional damage versus buildings. Cannot attack air units.
Dryads
The enchanted Dryads are the daughters of the Night Elf demigod, Cenarius. The playful, frolicking creatures vaguely resemble centaurs (their cursed cousins), but have bodies more akin to woodland fauns. They are swift and sure and are at peace with all of the children of the forest. Though they abhor unnecessary violence, the Dryads will defend the wildlands of Kalimdor with their lives if need be.
NIGHT ELF MYTHOLOGY
he reclusive Night Elves were the first race to awaken in the World of Warcraft. These shadowy, immortal beings were the first to study magic and let it loose throughout the world nearly ten thousand years before Warcraft I. The Night Elves' reckless use of magic drew the Burning Legion into the world and led to a catastrophic war between the two titanic races. The Night Elves barely managed to banish the Legion from the world, but their wondrous homeland was shattered and drowned by the sea. Ever since, the Night Elves refused to use magic for fear that the dreaded Legion would return. The Night Elves closed themselves off from the rest of the world and remained hidden atop their holy mountain of Hyjal for many thousands of years. As a race, Night Elves are typically honorable and just, but they are very distrusting of the 'lesser races' of the world. They are nocturnal by nature and their shadowy powers often elicit the same distrust that they have for their mortal neighbors.Wisp
Wisps are ancient spirits of nature that inhabit the forestlands of Kalimdor. Legends say that Wisps are actually the disembodied spirits of the Night Elves themselves, but these rumors have yet to be proven. The Wisps act in unison with the Night Elves and serve to strengthen the demigod like trees known as the Ancients. Beckoned by the Night Elves, Wisps are capable of animating various trees and expanding themselves into rough-hewn structures of living wood and stone.
Archer
The first rank of the Sentinel army is comprised of Archers. These brave warrior women are expert marksmen and use the concealing forests of Kalimdor to their advantage. Their lightning quick ambushes are legendary - for few warriors can match the speed and cunning of the proud Archers. Like all Night Elf women, Archers are able to Shadowmeld at night.
Huntress
Huntresses are the elite cadre of the Sentinel army. Drawing their strength from the moon goddess, Elune, these warrior women ride the feral Nightsabre panthers into battle. Huntresses are strong, swift, and merciless to those who would defile the sanctity of Ashenvale Forest. Like all Night Elf women, Huntresses are able to Shadowmeld at night.
Glaive Thrower
Long-range siege weaponry. Exceptional damage versus buildings. Cannot attack air units.
Dryads
The enchanted Dryads are the daughters of the Night Elf demigod, Cenarius. The playful, frolicking creatures vaguely resemble centaurs (their cursed cousins), but have bodies more akin to woodland fauns. They are swift and sure and are at peace with all of the children of the forest. Though they abhor unnecessary violence, the Dryads will defend the wildlands of Kalimdor with their lives if need be.
Friday, December 10
Oh yeah, and this
OST Dhoom
Dhoom dhoom come and light my fire
Dhoom dhoom let me take you higher
Dhoom dhoom I wanna feel that burnin’
Dhoom dhoom it’s a wild emotion
Dhoom dhoom passion and devotion
Dhoom dhoom now the wheels are turnin’
Move your body close to mine and
Let me feel your love divine and
Together we’ll explode and we’ll go boom
Dhoom machale Dhoom machale
Dhoom machale Dhoom machale
Dhoom machale Dhoom machale
Dhoom machale Dhoom machale
Dhoom dhoom I’m gonna make you sweat now
Dhoom dhoom get your body all wet now
Dhoom dhoom so let’s get down on it
Dhoom dhoom till the hours of the morning
Dhoom dhoom until the dawning
Dhoom dhoom you know that you want it
Shake your body down to the ground
Once you go there’s no turnin’ round
Tonight we’re gonna make the world go boom
Dhoom machale Dhoom machale
Dhoom machale Dhoom machale
Dhoom machale Dhoom machale
Dhoom machale Dhoom machale
This yearnin’ inside
You know you just cannot hide
So don’t fight the feeling just let your body decide
When you get down on the road
It’s a wild overload
Ridin’ higher than you ever did before
Doom dhoom let your body do the talkin’
Dhoom dhoom I wanna keep on rockin’
Dhoom dhoom I want it twenty four seven
Dhooom dhoom get the rhythm of the beat now
Dhoom dhoom feel the fire in your feet (and the heat) now
Dhoom dhoom take a trip to heaven
Wanna feel the wind in my hair now
Spread the power out everywhere now
Feel the magic just go zip zap zoom
Dhoom machale Dhoom machale
Dhoom machale Dhoom machale
Dhoom machale Dhoom machale
Dhoom machale Dhoom machale
Dhoom dhoom come and light my fire
Dhoom dhoom let me take you higher
Dhoom dhoom I wanna feel that burnin’
Dhoom dhoom it’s a wild emotion
Dhoom dhoom passion and devotion
Dhoom dhoom now the wheels are turnin’
Move your body close to mine and
Let me feel your love divine and
Together we’ll explode and we’ll go boom
Dhoom machale Dhoom machale
Dhoom machale Dhoom machale
Dhoom machale Dhoom machale
Dhoom machale Dhoom machale
Dhoom dhoom I’m gonna make you sweat now
Dhoom dhoom get your body all wet now
Dhoom dhoom so let’s get down on it
Dhoom dhoom till the hours of the morning
Dhoom dhoom until the dawning
Dhoom dhoom you know that you want it
Shake your body down to the ground
Once you go there’s no turnin’ round
Tonight we’re gonna make the world go boom
Dhoom machale Dhoom machale
Dhoom machale Dhoom machale
Dhoom machale Dhoom machale
Dhoom machale Dhoom machale
This yearnin’ inside
You know you just cannot hide
So don’t fight the feeling just let your body decide
When you get down on the road
It’s a wild overload
Ridin’ higher than you ever did before
Doom dhoom let your body do the talkin’
Dhoom dhoom I wanna keep on rockin’
Dhoom dhoom I want it twenty four seven
Dhooom dhoom get the rhythm of the beat now
Dhoom dhoom feel the fire in your feet (and the heat) now
Dhoom dhoom take a trip to heaven
Wanna feel the wind in my hair now
Spread the power out everywhere now
Feel the magic just go zip zap zoom
Dhoom machale Dhoom machale
Dhoom machale Dhoom machale
Dhoom machale Dhoom machale
Dhoom machale Dhoom machale
Hello People
For Y'all, i've come up with the lyrics of Jamelia's Superstar
SUPERSTAR
JAMELIA
People always talk about (ey oh ey oh ey oh)
All the things their all about (ey oh ey oh ey oh)
Write it on a piece of paper,
Got a feeling i'll see you later.
There's something bout this,
Lets keep it moving,
And if its good lets just get something cooking.
Coz i really wanna rock with you,
I'm feeling some connection to the things you do.
(you do, you do).
[Chorus:]
I dont know what it is,
That makes me feel like this,
I dont know who you are,
But you must be some kind of superstar,
Coz you got all eyes on you no matter where you are,
(you just make me wanna play)
Baby take a look around (ey oh ey oh ey oh)
Everybody's getting down (ey oh ey oh ey oh)
Deal with all the problems later,
Bad boys on their best behaviour.
There's something bout you,
Lets keep it moving,
And if it's good lets just get something cooking,
Coz i really wanna rock with you,
I'm feeling some connection to the things you do,
(you do, you do).
I don't know what it is,
That makes me feel like this,
I don't know who you are,
But you must be some kind of superstar,
Coz you got all eyes on you no matter where you are,
(you just make me wanna play).
I like the way your movin' (ey oh ey oh ey oh)
I just get into the groove and then (you just make me wanna play),
If you just put pen to paper (ey oh ey oh ey oh)
Got that feeling i'll see you later.
Make your move, can we get a little closer,
You rock it just like you're supposed to,
Hey boy i ain't got nothing more to say,
Coz you just make me wanna play,
i don't know what it is,
That makes me feel like this,
i don't know,
Gotta be, gotta be a superstar,
All eyes on you.
[Chorus x2]
SUPERSTAR
JAMELIA
People always talk about (ey oh ey oh ey oh)
All the things their all about (ey oh ey oh ey oh)
Write it on a piece of paper,
Got a feeling i'll see you later.
There's something bout this,
Lets keep it moving,
And if its good lets just get something cooking.
Coz i really wanna rock with you,
I'm feeling some connection to the things you do.
(you do, you do).
[Chorus:]
I dont know what it is,
That makes me feel like this,
I dont know who you are,
But you must be some kind of superstar,
Coz you got all eyes on you no matter where you are,
(you just make me wanna play)
Baby take a look around (ey oh ey oh ey oh)
Everybody's getting down (ey oh ey oh ey oh)
Deal with all the problems later,
Bad boys on their best behaviour.
There's something bout you,
Lets keep it moving,
And if it's good lets just get something cooking,
Coz i really wanna rock with you,
I'm feeling some connection to the things you do,
(you do, you do).
I don't know what it is,
That makes me feel like this,
I don't know who you are,
But you must be some kind of superstar,
Coz you got all eyes on you no matter where you are,
(you just make me wanna play).
I like the way your movin' (ey oh ey oh ey oh)
I just get into the groove and then (you just make me wanna play),
If you just put pen to paper (ey oh ey oh ey oh)
Got that feeling i'll see you later.
Make your move, can we get a little closer,
You rock it just like you're supposed to,
Hey boy i ain't got nothing more to say,
Coz you just make me wanna play,
i don't know what it is,
That makes me feel like this,
i don't know,
Gotta be, gotta be a superstar,
All eyes on you.
[Chorus x2]
Thursday, December 9
Sunday, December 5
this is good too
- Soldiers fight, thieves steal, bards sing, wizards cast, sages think, assassins kill. Good or Evil we all have ajob. So tell me this. What the hell are nobles and merchants for?
From: Thoughts of an Old Sage
by: An Old Sage (anonymous)
- You can almost always tell how a dwarf or an elf might react. Hell, you can even tell with goblins. But, Talos' teeth! With humans you can never tell what they might do!
From: Letters to Adbar
by: Blake Stonebrow, minister of Citadel Adbar
- I heard tell of one of my kind named Drizzt Do'Urden. He is why I came to this place known as the Surface. He is why I entered into a human settlement. He is why I will hang tomorrow.
The last scrawlings of Hcorgar La'rient
(Drizzt is an outcast Drow, and a Great Hero of the Realms)
From: Thoughts of an Old Sage
by: An Old Sage (anonymous)
- You can almost always tell how a dwarf or an elf might react. Hell, you can even tell with goblins. But, Talos' teeth! With humans you can never tell what they might do!
From: Letters to Adbar
by: Blake Stonebrow, minister of Citadel Adbar
- I heard tell of one of my kind named Drizzt Do'Urden. He is why I came to this place known as the Surface. He is why I entered into a human settlement. He is why I will hang tomorrow.
The last scrawlings of Hcorgar La'rient
(Drizzt is an outcast Drow, and a Great Hero of the Realms)
sayings of the realm
- Have you ever asked a halfling a question only to be answered with one? Welcome to the Question Game!
From: Understanding Halfiings
by: Leslye Burrfoot
- "Ever look into the eye of a dragon? Nay, of course you haven't. You're still breathin"'
From: The lost art of Sarcasm
by: Finnedaerus the Mage
- "Death comes for us all. That doesn't mean you shouldn't go down without kicking, biting, scratching, and fighting."
The words of Shelindra before she escaped from the gallows
- Does anyone know how to shut a halfling up without cutting out his tongue? No? I didn't think so.
From: On the Races of Faerun
by: Derik Longarm
- A cautious adventurer is a dead adventurer.
From: Treatise on Adventuring
by: Heladin Stoneforge
- How do humans get anything done in such short lives? They are able to wage war, destroy everything, repair it, and multiply like rabbits. Such strange beings they are!
From: Musings of an Elven Prince
by: Gerard Depardew
- They call me a murderer because I kill people--Fine! --But why do they call paladin's, who also kill people, heroes and holymen?
From: Journal
by: Laryn Zzallar, baroness of Teshwave
From: Understanding Halfiings
by: Leslye Burrfoot
- "Ever look into the eye of a dragon? Nay, of course you haven't. You're still breathin"'
From: The lost art of Sarcasm
by: Finnedaerus the Mage
- "Death comes for us all. That doesn't mean you shouldn't go down without kicking, biting, scratching, and fighting."
The words of Shelindra before she escaped from the gallows
- Does anyone know how to shut a halfling up without cutting out his tongue? No? I didn't think so.
From: On the Races of Faerun
by: Derik Longarm
- A cautious adventurer is a dead adventurer.
From: Treatise on Adventuring
by: Heladin Stoneforge
- How do humans get anything done in such short lives? They are able to wage war, destroy everything, repair it, and multiply like rabbits. Such strange beings they are!
From: Musings of an Elven Prince
by: Gerard Depardew
- They call me a murderer because I kill people--Fine! --But why do they call paladin's, who also kill people, heroes and holymen?
From: Journal
by: Laryn Zzallar, baroness of Teshwave
Howz this?
Yeah, pretty Beautiful, Aurorae n all. But i mainly love the darker stuff For eg. This::::
Please comment.
Do you like Rogue Likes?
Ok let me redefine this Q-- Do you like Nethack or for that matter Diablo [I II anything]
Rogue-Likes are games such as Nethack or Unskinned Diablo. Now you'd say hey is there a gamein which we can Hack Computers???? BUT NETHACK IS NOT AND NEVER ABOUT HACKING, (well HACKing and slashing could be good). Its about you a [P]layer [C]haracter who wanders about a subterranean dungeon in search of an item, which Mars had asked you to bring back to the surface world (as far as i can remember) Its very very good, noAWESOME. But be warned traveller, at first sight, nethack would be a disappointment because the darned Orc you are just fighting is just an 'O' and your Heroic Avatar is nothing but a cheery blinking '@' sign. Sounds Dumb?, wait underneath these characters and signs is such an awesome programming that it mind-boggles you. It was created by a company(or rather group of dev geeks) called DevTeam. and ALL the dungeons are randomly generated---- No two dungeons are the same. And the game is THE MASTERPIECE> Even Blizzard has acknowledged its debt to Nethack. Diablo is basically a skinned Nethack, complete with animations and sound.
[T]roubles [o]f [M]iddle [E]arth is also an awesome Rogue like based on Tolkiens Middle Earth. Its actually a MOD for Angband, the original. All three are found below.
They are also very small in size!
(Note: Links Link to Homepage, not the download page)
Nethack
Angband
Thangorodrim
ToME
Rogue-Likes are games such as Nethack or Unskinned Diablo. Now you'd say hey is there a gamein which we can Hack Computers???? BUT NETHACK IS NOT AND NEVER ABOUT HACKING, (well HACKing and slashing could be good). Its about you a [P]layer [C]haracter who wanders about a subterranean dungeon in search of an item, which Mars had asked you to bring back to the surface world (as far as i can remember) Its very very good, noAWESOME. But be warned traveller, at first sight, nethack would be a disappointment because the darned Orc you are just fighting is just an 'O' and your Heroic Avatar is nothing but a cheery blinking '@' sign. Sounds Dumb?, wait underneath these characters and signs is such an awesome programming that it mind-boggles you. It was created by a company(or rather group of dev geeks) called DevTeam. and ALL the dungeons are randomly generated---- No two dungeons are the same. And the game is THE MASTERPIECE> Even Blizzard has acknowledged its debt to Nethack. Diablo is basically a skinned Nethack, complete with animations and sound.
[T]roubles [o]f [M]iddle [E]arth is also an awesome Rogue like based on Tolkiens Middle Earth. Its actually a MOD for Angband, the original. All three are found below.
They are also very small in size!
(Note: Links Link to Homepage, not the download page)
Nethack
Angband
Thangorodrim
ToME
Well, a sorry goodbye
Yeah, i am saying goodbye to everything orthodox Tolkienian, ok its Orthodox or better ORTHODOX Tolkienian. Actually he is a bit old and clammy. But that DOES NOT mean that he goes away from my appreciation-list(the thing below my name etc) He is one of THE best Writers of fiction, and heck gaming will (especially D&Ds n AD&Ds and RPGs of all kind) But hey, Orthodox Tolkien $UCKS @$$ believe me. These are somethings to which an Elf might say " How (C)rude) "
Saturday, December 4
A few more
A Monk and a Leap of Faith
The Grandmaster of Flowers, Grandfather of Assassins, His Holy General Priest of Tyr, and the King of Corymr were talking. They ended up in an argument about whose followers were the toughest and most obedient. They all decided to find the best of their best and hold a tournament to see whos was most loyal.
Each of the four tried and tested their followers to see who was the most powerful and most loyal. At last they were all ready to compete. They met at the edge of a cliff. At the bottom of the 50' drop was a lake and in the lake were poisonous snakes, piranhas, and a dragon turtle. The only way out was to swim 200 yards across the lake, onto an island. The island was covered with lizard men and trolls. After passing through them, the followers would then have to enter a cave that led through a red dragons lair and would finally allow them to exit back near where they started.
Looking at his Royal Knight, the King of Cormyr said "Sir Knight, for the honor and glory of the kingdom I want you to cross that lake, and return here through the cave." Looking over the scene, the knight replied "I am sorry my lord, but that is sure death. I cannot do it."
Smiling, the Priest of Tyr turned to his paladin and said "You are the might of Tyr, most loyal and trust worthy follower. You know the task, accomplish it and receive the blessing of our Patron." Shaking his head slowly, the Paladin replied "I cannot do what you ask."
The same thing happened when the Grandfather of assassins tried to send his man over the cliff.
The Grandmaster of Flowers turned to his follower and said simply "Do it." Without so much as batting an eye, the Monk dove off the cliff and into the water. In a flash he was across the lake and entering the jungles on the island. As the group waited in anticipation, the heard a distant roar and flames came licking out the end of the cave. Shortly there after the brave young monk came running out, burned, battered and bleeding, but alive.
The Grandfather ran over and hugged the young monk. "Son" he said, "Truly you are the pride of all of the monastery. Ask for anything, anything at all and it is yours."
"All I want..." he replied, "...is to find out who the son-of-a-bitch was that pushed me...."
Durin Ironshield of the iron hills pays a visit to the Elven King of Mirkwood.
"Sir", says Durin, "We have decided to go to war with ye."
The elven king looks incredulous, but takes war seriously. "We? Who is this we?", he says sternly.
"Well, that would be me, me brother Thorin, his son Durin, our cousins Olin and Golin, and our pop Thrain."
"My good Dwarf, I have 1100 elves at my command that can be ready to move on a moment's notice.", says the king.
"Oh.", replies Durin. "Let me get back to ye on that."
The Dwarf leaves, but returns two days later.
"Ok king, I have rounded up two more cousins and we a few axes between us all."
"Sir Dwarf, I have 300 of the finest archers around, plus my royal guards are all spellsingers, armed with swords of sharpness."
"Oh, well, I see." The Dwarf lord thinks a bit. "Let me come back to ye."
And he leaves to return again in two days.
"Ok king, we have rounded up a few more swords and I think we are ready".
"You should know my good dwarf that I have since raised the size of my elven army to 1300."
"Ah hek!", and the dwarf leaves. He comes back the next day.
"Well king, I am afraid we have to call off the war."
"I am sorry to hear that. Was it the power of my elven army to changed your mind?"
"Nah, I spoke to all my kin and we decided that we just did not have the room for 1300 prisoners."
AD&D Jokes
Ok Here Ye Here Ye
An elven bard walks into a tavern and asks the crowd, "Who's dragon is that outside?"
An older gentleman, dressed in wizard's robes stands up, and replies "Mine. Why?"
The bard somberly approaches the mage. "I regret to inform you that the halfling in our party has killed your dragon"
"What!" erupts the archmage. "Your halfling killed Rithvaeraradace. Slayer of the Elminster, Destroyer of Cormyr, Raider of Waterdeep, Ruler of the Dales, Thorn to the Gods, and Bane of all Toril! How did this happen!?"
The bard sheepishly looks at the archmage and replies "Well...the little guy got stuck in its throat!"
Moral: Always chew your food.
Why do dwarves have such big nostrils?
Look at the size of their fingers!!
An Elf, Human, and Dwarf order a beer. When the beer arrives, a fly lands in each one.
The Elf shoves the beer away in distain.
The Human flicks the fly away and drinks the beer.
The Dwarf picks the fly up by the wings, holding it over his glass and screams, "Spit it all out you little *******!"
Five things you DON'T want your players to say:
1.Ranger wearing plate mail in a misty echoing crypt: "I try to move silently"
2.Apprentice to mage: "By the way master, I finally shot that pesky owl that kept following you around."
3.Party fighting a band of thieves in a 4x3x4m room, when the mage says, with serious tone: "Hell, I cast a fireball, THAT'll teach'em."
4.Party laying on a hillside spying on the Imperial Army of Darkness commanded by Gul the Necromancer himself (+/- 10,000 troops): "Hmmm, if we attack from the rear, do we get bonuses on our attack roll??"
5.Paladin as the lone survivor of a party of 7 facing an army of evil and undead creatures, which just slaughtered his fellow adventurers: "Huh, why should I run? I got protection from evil in a 15ft radius, THEY can't touch me" (last words).
An elven bard walks into a tavern and asks the crowd, "Who's dragon is that outside?"
An older gentleman, dressed in wizard's robes stands up, and replies "Mine. Why?"
The bard somberly approaches the mage. "I regret to inform you that the halfling in our party has killed your dragon"
"What!" erupts the archmage. "Your halfling killed Rithvaeraradace. Slayer of the Elminster, Destroyer of Cormyr, Raider of Waterdeep, Ruler of the Dales, Thorn to the Gods, and Bane of all Toril! How did this happen!?"
The bard sheepishly looks at the archmage and replies "Well...the little guy got stuck in its throat!"
Moral: Always chew your food.
Why do dwarves have such big nostrils?
Look at the size of their fingers!!
An Elf, Human, and Dwarf order a beer. When the beer arrives, a fly lands in each one.
The Elf shoves the beer away in distain.
The Human flicks the fly away and drinks the beer.
The Dwarf picks the fly up by the wings, holding it over his glass and screams, "Spit it all out you little *******!"
Five things you DON'T want your players to say:
1.Ranger wearing plate mail in a misty echoing crypt: "I try to move silently"
2.Apprentice to mage: "By the way master, I finally shot that pesky owl that kept following you around."
3.Party fighting a band of thieves in a 4x3x4m room, when the mage says, with serious tone: "Hell, I cast a fireball, THAT'll teach'em."
4.Party laying on a hillside spying on the Imperial Army of Darkness commanded by Gul the Necromancer himself (+/- 10,000 troops): "Hmmm, if we attack from the rear, do we get bonuses on our attack roll??"
5.Paladin as the lone survivor of a party of 7 facing an army of evil and undead creatures, which just slaughtered his fellow adventurers: "Huh, why should I run? I got protection from evil in a 15ft radius, THEY can't touch me" (last words).
CandleKeep Library
Yes, Yes, i know--- Either you've never heard of this or you love this name-------
Yes- The Greatest Library in all of the Realms and also one of the sorry THE best sites for all FR lovers, The Candle Keep library.
I've added a link- Check it out
PS its hard to mis!!!
Yes- The Greatest Library in all of the Realms and also one of the sorry THE best sites for all FR lovers, The Candle Keep library.
I've added a link- Check it out
PS its hard to mis!!!
Friday, December 3
Oh Yeah, I forgot
I completely forgot the coolest part..... THE Coolest,
ICEWIND DALE TRILOGY Yessssss people.
Yeah----All in one The Halflings Tale etc.
ICEWIND DALE TRILOGY Yessssss people.
Yeah----All in one The Halflings Tale etc.
I saw some forgotten realms books
Well, i saw some Forgotten Realms tm in Crossword, a bookstore here in Cal. Pretty good, esp. the collection of Drow and Dark Elf books. Heck, they also had Elminster books. Pretty good, considering that its India!!!!!!
I wanted some books exclusively on Avariel(Winged Elves) but they had none. So, i didnt actually choose any
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