A Pigeon Story

Well, to say something, Pigeons are STUPID.

Picture: Me sitting glued to the screen of my TV seeing Kevin Kline and Will Smith in Wild Wild West .
My elder sister : Sleeping.
Sound: Phat Phat Phat Phat
Me: thinking, Darn, My sis doesn't have any sense of humour "SHUT UP AND GO TO SLEEP"
Sister: Not bothered the least. Sleeping "zzzzzzzzzz"
Sound:Phat Phat Phat Phat
Me: "Grrrrrrrrrr".
I shut the door
The movie goes on...
I go to make some tea, my sister wakes up.
Sister: groan (Shout of fear/surprise/etc.)
Me: What is it now.
(No answer)
I go to her, and this is what I see

A Pigeon perched on top of an almirah.
Me: "So you were the one who flapped eh?"
Sister: "Oh my God, lets just try to get it out.
Environment:'Light clouds, no rain'-the weather report. Real Weather:ThunderStorm, Lightning rain.
Kitchen:Bubble bubble, the water.
Me: Hey sis lets take a picture of this poor thing.
Sister: "Get the darn stick you dodo"
Me: "I'll get the Camera"
Sister: Muttering-"I have to do everything"
Kitchen:Joyfully Bubbling
Sister (armed with a stick) tries to hit the space near the pigeon.
Pigeon: Tries to figure out whats happening
Sister:Grrrr, dumb pigeon
Me:Ah nice picture
Pigeon:Not bothered the least by my sister's hitting, actually is romantically looking at me.

Sister:HITS HARD
ME: AWESOME SIS!
Pigeon: Flaps over to me.
Me:I always knew pigeons were dumb.
Sister hits really close to my ear, I shout, Pigeon suddenly realises that the room isn't a tree, flaps over to the window and goes off, leaving me lost (I kinda liked it y'know)

Kitchen:50% of the water is gone.
Movie:er............

A Bee Story

In continuum of the "Story" Series, I present the Bee Story
This is a very good example of how mere insects can disrupt classes.

We were having our physics class {My favourite science subject} taken--oops (backspace...) ruled by ....{uh, I'd better not state the name{Incidentally, my least favourite teacher, and unfortunately my Ex-Class teacher}. She was monotonously explaining Resonance, Natural Vibrations blah... blah blah... blah blah blah...blah etc., while I tried to expain my buddy Nikhilesh how if asking your Inner Guide a lot anything is possible and why Physics rocks and the teacher sucks , while its just the opposite with the other science subjects. My front row friend tried to read History for a revision while trying not to catch too much attention.

Our teacher started with Resonance. She said something about forced vibrations' frequence being equal or an integer multiple of the same as the body.. OK lets not go too much into the details, when suddenly a bee buzzed in.{Actually it looked like a wasp, but me no entomologist. If you in search of entomologist look Mr. Stapleton} And I was the first person to notice and yelp out{I am entomophobic} which 'resonanted' and the whole class was in a mayhem. The teacher was amused, as the bee buzzed to each and every nook and cranny in search of something, and it considered each and every one of our faces as if we were hiding something. My fellow sleeper-of-the-physics-chemistry-biology-and-maths-class was buzzed into awakening and was surprised, and frightened at this apparition from the Heaven {Metaphor for outside-the-class}, while our teacher, frustrated kept screaming at us to be boys and not girls*

By this time the bee came to me, and at that time, our teacher shouted the above stated words of inspiration and my dear brave classmate Mudassir, and he picked up his Light-er-um-Book and woom (imitation of the lightsaber cutting thru the air) and as the bee was just a padawan had forgotten to use his red lightsting on this Jedi and out he went At last making the class suitable for studies.

Moral of the story: If you pester your Inner Guide for something, it surely happens {I was asking Her for a disruption}

* We are BOYS but we played alongwith the bee for total disruption.

THANKS BEE DUDE!

After 172 days and 431 million kilometers (268 million miles) of deep space stalking, Deep Impact successfully reached out and touched comet Tempel 1. The collision between the coffee table-sized impactor and city-sized comet occurred at 1:52 a.m. EDT.

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