I hate.....

A long list { I am mad about lists these days } of people {human, part-human, orc, part-orc, crazy idiots} I HATE. I have, as far as possible kept the names to the initials.

1.) My Physics teacher- P.C. : "Coman saens" { NO it is NOT latin, it is her way of saying Common sense}. =My fellow P.C. hater is Alarond. We hate her with passion. She was unfortunately my class teacher in class 9 { Which was why those were not the best days of my life}. I got chucked out her classes { My best days in class 9 were spent then}.

2.) My Mathematics teacher I.P: the masculine penguin {If you see her you will know why} -- Another teacher I hate with passion. Now with renewed force. She gave me zero on a sum I slogged for 10 minutes just because I didn't do it her way.

3.) A student called A.B. Hate him fullstop.

4.) All Marus in this world {except some who keep their inflated heads to themselves}

5.) Dogs.

7.) Cockroaches

8.) Aurit something. His other name is Psycho.

9.) Inflated headed @$$es who think they are the BEST in Warcraft III.

10.) this life.

School Tomorrow

Mood: Very Very Depressed

Getting very bored, depressed, everything an Elven Prince would NOT hope for. My Human incarnation has to go to school tomorrow. How I wish.... BLAH. I might be getting my answer sheets tomorrow. So.... Bye people {I don't really think my parents will let me come within a 100 ft. radius of my comp. after my Maths marks [bloody alleteration]}.

Whiling away time seeing the bods of famous babes: BloodRayne, Konoko, Cate Archer etc.

BBYE!

Getting bored etc.

Trying to see if the seventh chapter of my so called book would take time or what. My 3rd taking more than 10 days to be affirmed by Elfwood. Nothing to do. Nothing to do. Killing ants and mice. Used my skills as a squashponger and killed 37 ants on the wall. Executed 4 tiny mice today, my mom asked me to. Offered them to the very punctual crows. Reflecting on the futility of life. Playing Re-Volt again, after hours of Homeworld 2. School tomorrow, I don't think I'll be posting very often-- courtesy the marks I'm going to get. Gotta Go, the Monitor is overheating.

It is loth to let go of Elos

But we had a good {albeit short time}
I am deleting all my other Blogs, instead prefering a SideBlog which incorporates all the newest stuff in Astronomy. You will find it above the Time...Control it.

Word verification

Well, I wanted some word verification just to prevent Spamment so please do da bhard bheriphikayshun!

Peering through my doorbeen

Yes,after a loooong long time I was peering through my 8 incher. It was nice enough to be with her {the telescope, dodos} after some time. WE watched the moments of the trifid and lagoon. After a loong long time....

Updates:

Annular Solar Eclipse on 3 October 2005
Details
Annular Solar eclipse
3 Oct 2005 AD

Common information (Time = UT):

Maximum phase: 0.958

Beginning of the partial eclipse: 7h 35m 33s
Beginning of the total eclipse: 8h 40m 54s
Maximum phase: 10h 31m 35s
Ending of the total eclipse: 12h 22m 26s
Ending of the partial eclipse: 13h 27m 44s

Maximum eclipse:
Longitude: 28° 46.6' E; Latitude: 12° 53.9' N

ET-UT = +70.8s { Best in Madrid, Spain}

Local circumstances (Time = UT + 5.5h): { In Calcutta 22.53330 degrees North. 88.33330 degrees East}

Partial (Is not visible completely.)
3 Oct 2005 AD
Maximum phase: 0.194

Beginning of the partial eclipse: 16h 31m 23s
Maximum phase: 17h 14m 33s
Ending of the partial eclipse: -

Position angles:
Beginning of the partial eclipse: 245.8°
Ending of the partial eclipse: - {The sun sets}

Lunar Eclipse on 17th October 2005 {The Moon rises in totality}

Partial Lunar eclipse
17 Oct 2005 AD

Maximum phase: 0.066

Circumstances (Time = UT + 5.5h):
17 Oct 2005 AD

Beginning of penumbral eclipse: 15h 22.7m
Beginning of partial eclipse: 17h 5.6m
Maximum phase: 17h 34.5m
Ending of partial eclipse: 18h 3.1m
Ending of penumbral eclipse: 19h 46.2m

Position angles:
Beginning of penumbral eclipse: 101.2°
Beginning of partial eclipse: 137.4°
Ending of partial eclipse: 168.0°
Ending of penumbral eclipse: 204.3°

ET-UT = +70.8s
Notes: The moon will occult the star TYC 614-7-1 { Tycho 2 catalogue} :
»TYC 614-7-1
(Present in Tycho-1)
Current apparent equat. coordinates:
Alp: 1h 32m 12.4s Del: +10° 1' 14"
Equat. coordinates (J2000):
Alp: 1h 31m 53.2s Del: +9° 59' 18"
B: 9.2m
V: 7.9m

Another How to annoy~

Most of these were made by me {At least 75%} the others are from various sources

HOW TO ANNOY YOUR ROOMMATE {Works with brothers and sisters and annoying partners in school also}

Administer last rites as s/he sleeps.
Adopt an iguana. Collect the skin peelings. Give them to your roommate as a peace offering from Peter (the iguana).
Always flush the toilet three times.
Announce everything you do as a group activity. (i.e. "We're going to bed now.") If your roommate fails to do whatever you said, accuse him/her of not being a "team player."
Announce on the answering machine that your roommate has moved out. Tell anyone who calls for him/her not to call here anymore.
Arrange thirteen toothbrushes of different colors on your dresser. Set one aside from the rest. Laugh hysterically at the one toothbrush. When your roommate asks about it, refuse to discuss the situation.

Arrange your pillows and blankets every night to make it look like you are asleep. Do this for three weeks. Buy a cantaloupe and a knife. Stick the knife in the cantaloupe. Lay it on the pillow where your head should be.
As soon as your roommate turns the light off at night, begin singing famous operas as loud as you can. When your roommate turns on the light, look around and pretend to be confused.
Ask your roommate if Bob, your invisible friend, can stay the night. If s/he agrees, ask your roommate if s/he can turn down the music. Explain that Bob has a headache.
Ask your roommate if your family can move in "just for a couple of weeks."
Ask your roommate to pose for a portrait. Leave.
Become a mime. Nothing is more annoying than a mime.
Become a secret agent for a week. Eat every piece of paper after reading it. Speak into your lapel. Accuse your roommate of stealing the secret plans to the world's greatest battlestation. Carry a gun.
Become a Trekkie. Talk to your communicator. Tell Scottie to beam you up and run quickly from the room. If your roommate asks, tell him/her "Dammit, Jim, I'm just a doctor!"
Become your own twin brother and tell your roommate that you and your brother never appear in the same place at once. Tell your roommate the same thing again after leaving and coming back into the room.
Begin to accumulate a used gum ball. Weigh it every day. Accuse your roommate of stealing gum.
Borrow your roommate's clothes. Offer to wash them, then act like they were yours all along.
Bowl inside the room. Set up tournaments with other people in the building. Award someone a trophy. If your roommate wants to bowl too, explain that s/he needs bowling shoes.
Break the window with a rock. If your roommate protests, explain that you were hot. Open and close the broken window as you normally would.
Bring in potential "new" roommates from around campus. Give them tours of the room and the building. Have them ask about your roommate in front of him/her, and reply, "Oh, him/her? S/he won't be here much longer."
Bring several dogs to your room. Hold conversations with them whenever your roommate comes in. If s/he complains, tell him/her s/he is being prejudiced on the basis of your friends' species. Call him/her a bigot.
Build a fort out of beer cans. Refuse to come out until you are granted audience with Zontar, High Lord of Saria 3.
Build a snowman out of big balls of toilet paper. Throw water on it and begin to cry that the snowman is melting.
Build a snowperson with your roommate and place a hat on its head. When it doesn't come to life, cry hysterically, "It didn't work!"
Build an antfarm. Let your ants have "jailbreaks". Then ask your roommate to help you hunt down all the renegade ants.
Burn all your waste paper while eyeing your roommate suspiciously.
Burn candles at night. Yell at your roommate if s/he turns on any light and claim that they'll scare "your friends" away.
Burn incense.
Buy a bunch of T-shirts with flamboyant designs. Wear them inside out. Look in the mirror often and say, "This looked so much better in the store..."
Buy a copy of Frankie Yankovic's "Pennsylvania Polka," and play it at least 6 hours a day. If your roommate complains, explain that it's an assignment for your primitive cultures class.
Buy a copy of Helter Skelter or Silence of the Lambs or any equally gruesomely titled book. Sit in a room with your roommate and read the book (or pretend to) with a highlighter mumbling, "That looks good..." as you highlight passages in the book.
Buy a gerbil. Go into your room and close the door. Hide the gerbil in the closet, and then giggle and squirm uncontrollably for the rest of the day.
Buy a gun. Clean it every day. One day, put a Band-Aid on your forehead, and refuse to discuss the gun ever again.
Buy a jack-in-the-box. Every day, turn the handle until the clown pops out. Scream continuously for twenty minutes.
Buy a lamp. Tell your roommate it's a magic lamp, with a genie inside it. Spend a week thinking about what to wish for. At the end of the week, report that someone has released the genie from the lamp. Blame your roommate.
Buy a lava lamp. Stare at it for hours, imitating its movements with your face. Explain to your roommate that you have established a connection with the spirit world through the lava lamp. Tell your roommate that "Grandma said 'hi.'"
Buy a lobster. Pretend to play cards with it. Complain to your roommate that the lobster is making up his own rules.
Buy a McDonald's "Happy Meal" for lunch every day. Eat the straw and the napkin. Throw everything else away.
Buy a plant. Sleep with it at night. Talk to it. After a few weeks, start to argue with it loudly. Then yell, "I can't live in the same room with you," storm out of the room and slam the door. Get rid of the plant, but keep the pot. Refuse to discuss the plant ever again.
Buy a snake. Give it free reign of the room.
Buy a telescope. Sit on your bed and look across the room at your roommate through the telescope. When you're not using the telescope, act like your roommate is too far away for you to see.
Buy a watermelon. Draw a face on it and give it a name. Ask your roommate if the watermelon can sleep in his/her bed. If your roommate says no, drop the watermelon out the window. Make it look like a suicide. Say nasty things about your roommate at the funeral.
Buy an inflatable doll. Sleep with it.
Buy as many back issues of Field and Stream as you can. Pretend to masturbate while reading them.
Buy copies of Playgirl if you are male, or Playboy if you are female. Read the magazine very slowly. If your roommate comments, grin and say, "I bought it for the articles."
Buy forty two-liter bottles of generic soda. Dump out one bottle. Every time you drink a bottle, piss in the empty one. Do so until you have thirty-nine bottles of urine. Complain to your roommate that generic soda tastes awful.
Buy Lay's potato chips with all your money. Stack the bags in the middle of the room in a pyramid. Eat them whenever your roommate is in the room. For every one you eat, offer your roommate one, each time telling him, "No one can eat just one."
Buy Sea Monkeys and grow them. Name one after your roommate. Announce the next day that that one died. Name another one after your roommate. The next day say that it died. Keep this up until they all die.
Buy seven different colored yo-yo's. Practice with them seven hours a day, alternating yo-yo's on the hour.
Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon...."
Buy some turtles. Paint numbers on their backs. Race them down the hall.
Buy three loaves of stale bread. Grow mold in the closet.
Call him/her Mommy.
Call safety & security whenever your roommate turns up his/her music.
Call your roommate "Clyde" by accident. Start doing so every so often. Increase the frequency over the next few weeks, until you are calling him/her "Clyde" all the time. If your roommate protests, say, "I'm sorry. I won't do that anymore, Murray."
Carry a crowbar with you at all times. Dress it.
Carry a pair of walkie-talkies with you at all times. Insist that s/he use one when ever s/he wants to talk to you.
Carry an electric fan at all times. Speak into it.
Carve a jack-o'lantern. Complain to your roommate that the jack-o-lantern has been staring at you. The next day, tell your roommate that the jack-o-lantern thinks s/he has been staring at it. Confide in your roommate that you really don't like the jack-o'lantern, but you can't convince it to move out.
Carve a large phallus. Pray to it daily.
Carve grotesque, morbid, and/or erotic pictures into your bedframe with a butcher knife.
Chain yourself to your roommate's bed. Get him/her to bring you food.
Challenge your roommate to a duel. If s/he refuses, claim that you have won by forfeit and therefore conquered his/her side of the room. Insist that s/he remove all of his/her possessions immediately.
Change the locks on the door. Don't let your roommate in unless s/he says the secret word. Change the secret word often. If your roommate can't guess the secret word, make him/her pay a tithe.
Chase your roommate with a bloody toothbrush. Tell him/her "It only hurts for a little while."
Claim you were a Christmas tree in your former life. If s/he tries to bring one into the room, scream bloody murder and trash on the floor.
Clip your fingernails and toenails and keep them in a baggie. Leave the baggie near your computer and snack from it while studying. If s/he walks by, grab the bag close and eye him/her suspiciously.
Collect all of your pencil shavings and sprinkle them on the floor.
Collect all your urine in a small jug.
Collect Chia Pets.
Collect cow tongues. Paint them. Nail them up next to the bacon.
Collect dog poop in baby food jars. Sort them according to what you think the dog ate.
Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.
Collect potato chips that you think look like famous people. Find one that looks like your roommate. Burn it, and explain, "It had to be done."
Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, "He/She just didn't belong."
Come home at three in the morning wearing shredded jeans and no shirt. Dive into the room and under your bed. Tell your roommate that you were being held captive by ten Mesopotamian foot soldiers in full battle array.
Communicate using only your eyebrows and tongue.
Complain about your menstral cramps. Loudly. This works best, of course, if you happen to be male.
Complain that your elbows, knees, and other joints have been bothering you. Get a screwdriver, and pretend to "fix" them.
Complain vehemently that pedophilia legislation is "too restrictive."
Compose an obituary for your roommate. Keep it posted in a conspicuous place and update it frequently. Report the date of death as one week before the end of the semester.
Constantly ask your roommate, "Do you feel lucky?" while fingering a bulge under your jacket.
Constantly slip and fall on your carpet.
Count down the days till the next full moon. Whenever you cross out another day, get a wild look in your eyes and mutter, "Soon...so very soon..."
Cover your bed with a tent. Live inside it for a week. If your roommate asks, explain that "It's a jungle out there." Get your roommate to bring you food and water.
Create an animal cemetery in your floor. Hold memorial services. If your roommate complains, tell him/her that s/he has no respect for the dead.
Create an army of animal crackers. Put them through basic training. Set up little checkpoints around the room. Tell your roommate that the camel spotted him/her in a restricted area and said not to do it again. Ask your roommate to apologize to the camel.
Create an imaginary cat for a pet. Talk to it every night, act like you're holding it, keep a litter box under your desk. After two weeks, say that your cat is missing. Put up signs in your dorm, blame your roommate.
Cry a lot.
Cut the faces out of all your pictures.

How to REALLY annoy your invigilator

Here is what I learned from two weeks of torture. COUNTER TORTURE

1.) Take a stapler to the examination hall. When you get a string to tie your stuff, lose it and tell the invigilator
loudly that you haven't recieved one. { Repeat as desired} When s/he gives you staple the paper at least three times.

2.) In a Hindi/Bengali exam make gestures to your friend who you know takes the other language.

3.) Ask for permission to drink water every ten minutes. Do the opposite of what the invigilator says { Eg. drink water if
h/she says no}.

4.) Wear the largest watch you have. Ask the invigilator for time left.

5.) Intentionally keep dropping your water bottle.

6.) Pretend you have a answers written on your hand. When the invigilator comes near you, quickly hide it.

7.) When the exam gets over, shout "YES".

8.) Keep asking the invigilator stupid questions about the paper.

9.) Keep smacking your lips at the mention of "Time" by the invigilator.

10.) Hide your partner's pen/pencil/eraser etc. and when the invigilator is not looking put it in the table of the guy
beside you and 'find' it for your partner in front of the invigilator. Repeat as desired.

11.) Call the invigilator 'Sir' if female or 'Madam' if male.

12.) Speak to your pen, ask for answers loudly.

13.) Look at the invigilator and shake or nod.

14.) During the reading time, look at the paper- horrified, and bang the table. After the exam is over talk loudly about
how easy the paper.

15.) Scratch your head at every question, get interested in the lice you find and keep looking at your fingers.

16.) NEVER tie up/staple your papers until the invigilator calls out your name.

17.) Always wait until the invigilator has called your Roll number three times.

18.) If you finish your exam before time keep staring at the invigilator.

19.) If the invigilator is already in the class/hall NEVER ask for permission to come inside--rather jump inside.

20.) On the day of the English Literature exam, talk to your invigilator in Shakespearan English, nothing annoys more than
Shakespearan English.

21.) On the day of Hindi/Bengali exam, talk to your invigilator in that language.

22.) Keep dropping your pens.

23.) Carry a lot of pens and keep them on top of the table. But take out the pen you will be using from the pencil box.

24.) If you have a metal pencil box drop it at least thrice.

25.) Stand up now and then.

26.) When the invigilator curtly says "SIT DOWN" at the bell announcing the end of the exam, stand up, scratch your ass and
then sit down smiling sheepishly.

27.) Staple your string collection.

28.) Staple thrice, then spend some time taking the pins out and then again staple at the same locations. See to it that
it is loud.

29.) Yawn and stretch at the start of the exam.

30.) Breathe heavily whenever the invigilator passes by you.

31.) Hum Sleeping child whenever the invigilator yawns.

32.) When you see a great question, drum without making a noise on your table and sing "Going Under" noiselessly. {Tried
and effective}

33.) If you don't get your answer sheet SHOUT to get his/her attention.

34.) If the invigilator asks you why you are late say a tortoise bit your cheek and it was bandaged.
If h/she protests show him/her how it did it.

35.) Pretend a mosquito bit you and shout AAARGH the bloody DENGUE mosquito Aedes aegyptus bit me! I swear
I saw its white legs...

36.) Snigger whenever the invigilator's back is towards you.

37.) Make noises of talk whenever his/her back is towards you.

38.) Make it a point to ask stupid questions with the words "implementation", "tangible datatype", "Intrinsic datatype",
"Dynamic Integer" etc. to the computer teacher.

39.) If the question says "Mention..." ask the teacher in charge this " Ma'am/Sir do we have to mention or
can we just name it?"

40.) Use the table as a synthesizer. Use your partner's share too. If they {Partner + invigilator} protest, tell them
smarthy blokes that 'tis a Grand Pianoforte {Or at least a cottage piano}.

41.) Use your pencil box/board/partner's bag etc. as your guitar and practise When I come around with it. Ask your
partner to sing along.

42.) Write answers on the table instead of the answer script.

43.) 'Accidently' staple your question paper with your partner's answer sheet.

44.) Try doing a Cheb Mami when the exam ends. Best songs to practiise : Desert Rose, Prince Of Persia: Sands of Time
Soundtrack 1, 5, 10. If anyone protests about you trying to sound like a girl, say that this is a guy's voice,
prove it.

45.) Say... sorry, SHOUT "Hello Dude!" instead of "Good Morning" to the invigilator.