Climax Cliches and "I am back"

Me back {"Again"}
So.... I'm back after a week, stepping back into mainstream blogging.
The flight back was weird.
The plane was {hold your breath} 5 bloody hours late! Actually 5 hrs 44min late. Scheduled to leave at 1700 hrs, it left at 2244 hrs. So, I landed in Cal at 2359hrs. So theoretically speaking I landed a minute before today HA!
I saw this list of movies :
Underworld
Aeon Flux
Chronicles of Riddick
Robin Hood: Men in tights.
blah............

And heres something I populated:
Climax Cliches

To all of you who were seeing this movie, and wanted to know it’s ending, and the movie had a villain, here is how the ending would be…

1.) If it is a James Bond flick, then the bad guy would have devised a devious plot to kill Mr. Bond. So first the bad guy must have captured the girl, or it ain’t no Bond flick. So Bond should come up and just when he is about to set the girl free, the bad guy, who should be
i.) Bald
ii.) Wearing lots of rings
iii.) Having a pet bushy cat, which meows at the wrong moments
iv.) Says “Mr. Bond, you have a very nasty habit of surviving”
Or all of these, captures Bond too. Now these two are tied to something and the bad guy says all about his devious plots [stupidly] to Bond. While Bond and the bad guy are arguing, Bond silently uses something, which Q gave him, and sets himself free. Bond then fights the bad guy using gadgets, and guns. When both of them are ammo-less, he amazingly dodges all of the bad guy’s bullets. Then with his superb intelligence uses something to kill the bad guy, and he escapes with his girlie somewhere to ahem… you all know to do what.

2.) If it is a Star Wars movie, the Death Star is destroyed!!!

3.) If it is a Jean Claude Van Damme movie, the bad guy challenges JCVD to a fight, which he accepts, and there is a lethal bout of kick boxing/shaolin slash/karate kicks/judo jumps/aikido attitude/samurai sword-mastery/or simple plain gunshots (though this one is rare). JCVD is surely to be cut here and there, so that his torso is bare, and he is bleeding badly. Then, he remembers something that his guru said{Or, sees his Girlfriend (Screaming away to glory, quite obviously) being held hostage gwt hit by the bad guy}, and uses the same thing against the bad guy, who is bashed up so bloody badly {puns intended}, that he breaks into a run, but JCVD, even though he is hit badly in the leg, catches up with him, and kills him.

4.) If it is a Rambo movie, Rambo opens his mouth into that obtuse-angled triangle shape to the left side (For us) and shout “YAAAAAAAAAA” and kills everyone in sight with his Minigun. {Amazingly his puny gun also works on tanks}

5.) If it is a fantasy book {LotR doesn’t come into this}, the evil guy has to laugh evilly to show that HE is the bad guy, and he has in his possession some magic crystal/potion/spell/any other object of magical worth, which he can use to become the master of the kingdom/world/solar system/Milky Way/Universe/Multiverse[s] etc. While the hero has to travel through an underground cellar, to meet him, and using his magic sword cuts off his head.

6.) If it is a Harry Potter book, this is what happens: First Harry Potter and his friend venture into this place, where the evil guy[s] is/are surely there. One by One, or all at once they are left behind, and Happy Rotter (oops! Harry Potter) ventures into the bad guy’s underground cellar and awaits him. Once the bad guy has told him about his plans to take over the Magical World and eventually the whole world, by killing Harry Potter, Harry Potter bravely objects, and tries to defend himself from the bad guy’s spells, by which time magically {Pun intended} some one or something comes to his rescue, and the rescuer fends off the bad guy.

Other Cliches:
· They {the good guy and the bad guy} first start off with some damn good weapons viz. Swords/Bows/Guns/Cars/Bikes etc. But they bugger their weapons and do some serious hand-to-hand fighting.
· But in the end, the good guy kills the bad guy using the same sword/bow/gun etc.
· The good guy gets hit badly, and is on the verge of losing, when he sees his girlie, and suddenly gets great courage and bashes up the bad guy.
· If a character has trained a lot to defeat his enemy, exempli gratia: he has trained with his master to kill his enemy by hitting the most vulnerable part, you can be sure that this guy won’t get killed until he kills off his enemy, most of the time for revenge. Then he dies, making way for his friend, the hero to do the killing. The underlying principle to this rule is that sidekicks almost always sacrifice themselves for ‘their lives are nothing as compared to the others {the hero}’ or variations of this. We can also see this in Harry Potter. “Oh Weasel” ahem… sorry.
· If the movie is a martial art movie, and it does not feature Jackie Chan, you can be sure that in the ‘Clash of the Titans’ i.e. when the good guy and bad guy fight, the good guy WILL bare his bloody torso.
· All children’s movie featuring a sport will have this moral: “United we stand”
· America always saves the day in any Hollywood flick.
· The aliens, though greater in intelligence, stand no chance against human mettle.
· The bomb is defused just when the timer reaches 001, courtesy the hero of course.

Yes...............
The moment........
I've been.........
Waiting for.......
Ahem.
I am free.
I AM FREE.
yes!
iT fEELS nICE
After 4 months, it comes to this.
After 2 years, it comes to this....
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Hell yes.
I won't be here for another week.
I'm leaving for chennai today: returning on next wed
Whatver. Thanks for commenting!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I am free at last!
Plus:
Dear Humanoid:

Ok, we're going to get right to it. We don't know what you wrote in your blog, but on February 28, 2006 at approximately 4:00pm EST the Blog in Space headquarters in Orlando, Florida began rattling worse than a wrestling match between Anna Nicole Smith and Star Jones fighting for the last bar of chocolate covered pizza with a thick candy shell topped with cheese. What does this mean??? We aren't sure yet.

We do know while Adam, main transmitter for Blog in Space, was chowing down on Thai Hot Chicken Pad Thai, while reaching into a brown jar for extra spicy peppers, a flashing light erupted ignited the words, "Tell Kazarelth Narasimhan their blog smells like eggs." Eggs? Is this an insult? Is this a compliment? Do aliens eat eggs? Again, we aren't sure. But we aren't taking any chances, and we therefore have invested all of our stock into Mr. Jiffles chicken farm.

All eggs aside, your blog was transmitted at the approximate direction of 200 degrees Azimuth, and to commemorate this great event, we encourage you to pick up your certificate below. Remember, the more certificates you post, the more you mark your territory into space blogging. We're hoping in the coming weeks we make sense of all this. If you have any clue as to what this "egg" mess could mean please email us at contact@bloginspace.com. We'll give Adam the heads up.

Until then, Blog in Space encourages you to continue in the fight for Intergalactic Freedom. The more blogs transmitting, the better the galactic coverage and the better the galactic coverage, the better the alien response!

Friendly Green Wishes,

- The Blog in Space Team

Me are Phree.

Yes...............
The moment........
I've been.........
Waiting for.......
Ahem.
I am free.
I AM FREE.
yes!
iT fEELS nICE
After 4 months, it comes to this.
After 2 years, it comes to this....
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Hell yes.
I won't be here for another week.
I'm leaving for chennai today: returning on next wed
Whatver. Thanks for commenting!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I am free at last!