Conversations, laughter and insanity. -UPDATE!

{I don't think a subject body/introduction is necessary}
{OH. And suitably modified for general public viewery/viewage/viewity}

Chat transcripts follow.



{Over phone}

LD: .... and then, I used to walk around the whole place like a bhatakti hui aatma.
Kaz: O.O
LD: A-!
Kaz: WHAHAHAHAWHAHHAHWAHWHOHFAIDSHAISFSDGKASFGBEJRTVFCWEHYNEWUTWBVVCGFEMCNWREMsadasdfbassdfWqhahawhahahahahawhwhaashdbdsfa.
LD: It's not that funny y'kn-
Kaz is still laughing.
LD: BLAH! Well and then... *says something*
Kaz suddenly imagines LD in a flowing white gown with a candle in her hands and almost dies of laughter, while being oblivious to the next few lines of speech that she gives.
LD: OK FINE! I've moved on with the story you know..?

***
{Over Gtalk}

Kaz {For no proper reason}: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Luci: Oh thank you Ma'am! :D
Kaz: Oh you're welcome, honey. :D

--

LD {After reading this}: I knew it. :P

***
{Over Facebook}

DC: I saw that idiot's picture on facebook. He's ugly, just like his personality and his soul. I knew he would be. How the hell do you tolerate him? AND he has facebook access to you! Jesus.

Kaz: When and how did you get that AIDS related complex's profile? Oh well, I couldn't care less. And, who told you I tolerate him? I just keep him as a "friend" here to respect the good time we had in 04.

DC: "Respect the good time we had" *Snort*

Kaz: Oh, and he has a movie that I want too. Forgot to mention that. :P {i can't fake sentimentalism with you can I? :P}

DC: NO you cannot. Yes :P

DC: THAT is why you're friends with him? That's it. Tell me what you want from me. It's Mia isn't it?

Kaz: DAMNATIONS! HOW the devil you know that?! I is very scared now...

***

{Over phone}

LD: No... I am pretty careless sometimes.
Kaz: I know, I know. So am I. I forget to see the second part of a question sometimes.
LD: That happens.
Kaz: Did that in ISC.
Kaz smiles proudly.
LD: Uh....

***

{At home}

LD: Do you think Shre would be free now?
Kaz: One way to find out!
Kaz calls DC.
DC: Hi!
Kaz: You free now and for the next 3 hours?
DC: Yeah.
Kaz: We're raiding your house, and bringing you a piece of leftover pizza.
DC: OK!
Kaz disconnects the call.
LD: You know... people usually say: "Hi. How're you. I'm fine, thank you. Are you free now? Oh good. Can I come over to your place?"
Kaz grins proudly at his indecency.

***

{On the streets, before meeting DC}
LD: She might be late.
Kaz: Hah, yes.
Kaz and LD spot DC on a cycle-rickshaw.
LD: She hasn't seen us hahahah!
Kaz (to himself): AHA! Perfect opportunity. While she's distracted somewhere else, I'll sneak inside her house and steal her cat! Three... two... (aloud, as DC sees him) Oh hey Sis! Your clothes are hideous.
LD: O.o
DC: Why thank you. You don't look all that great either!
DC then proceeds to hug us.

***

{Over Gtalk}

Kaz: ALSO! I discovered what you meant by "pretentious". :P

DC: how?

Kaz links her the post of aforementioned "idiot".

DC: why must you torture me?
why?
what have i done to you?
but be a good friend and a kind sister?
is this how you repay me?
by torturing me?

Kaz dies of laughterness overflowingness.

***
{Over Gtalk, sneaked in to me by DC}

LD: TA DA!
Say AAAAAAA!
Lalalalalalaa
DC: AAAAAAAAA
:P
LD: Now...
Say GAAAAAH
DC: if you're happy and you know it murder your bird!
LD: With the proper meaningful expression!
DC: GAAAAH. Looks blah
LD: And now!
For the grand finale!
You must tap dance and also say:
"Jing a ling a tring lung tee haw haw taaaaa laaaaaaa eeeeeee haaaaa AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
With proper emphasis in the right parts
:P
DC clubs LD to death
grins like a troll
LD: OH NOES!
LD sticks a fork up her nose
DC: you're DEAD
LD: I iz bhatakti hui aatma!
DC: don't be childish at this grave moment
bad pun intended
LD: xP
Bwhahahahhaa
DC: i iz also escort aatma
LD: No, no, I've refused the grave
DC: for your ghostly sexual needs

{At this point, the editor wishes to confirm his denial of having any kind of necrophilia}

LD: xP
DC: extra scary for more munny
LD: That will not do
DC: butu wai?
LD: Because
I my sexual organs have rotted
Since I am a ghost
And so
I iz aseskual ghostie
DC: ooooh

***

{Over Gtalk}

DC laughs after giving Kaz the conversation above.
Kaz: *Toodeadtotalk*
DC: Degrees of dead-ness.

THIS post has been written in LD-noir style. And has randomness smeared over it. Yes.